it’s not about eating low calorie foods all the time; it’s important to focus on the nutrients! for example, take some time to read the ingredients of most low calorie breads - they’re all artificial chemicals!
Last week I overdosed on a cup of these and my vitamin-C level was 136%. Went to the hospital for a flu shot and the doc was all like “Whoa you healthy as fuck, son. Blood pressure is all normal and shit.” and I looked him in the eyes and told that smart ass son of a bitch “I straight don’t give a fuck. Thug life.” and then I paid my co-payment like a fucking boss.
Nurse was a cutie, no kids neither. Holla.
keep a bowl full of these rotund bastards in your fridge to snack on. raise them shits over your head when you eat and feel Roman as fuck.
when you come to thug kitchen you’re gonna get graped
(via coffee-and-yoga)
