keep a bowl full of these rotund bastards in your fridge to snack on. raise them shits over your head when you eat and feel Roman as fuck.
when you come to thug kitchen you’re gonna get graped
need need need… ugh why don’t i like eggs
Mmm, I’m slowly trying to like eggs too..
- Me, after working out several days in a row: "Why would I ever NOT work out?"
- Me, after one day of rest: "Why would anyone work out EVER?"